Doctrinal Expletives
(Tune down 2.5 steps to B)

Thanks to Daniel for sending this.

As you can see, we're in urgent need of corrections and additions!

Riff 1: play 8 times...
|------------------|
|------------------|
|------------------|
|-4\3-4\3----------|
|-2\1-2\1-00000000-|
|------------------|

Riff 2: play 7 times then play Riff 2b...
|------------------|
|------------------|
|------------------|
|-----3-------3----|
|-22221--2--2-1-22-|
|-0000---0--0---00-|

2b:
|------------------|
|------------------|
|------------------|
|-----3------3---7-|
|-22221--22221-225-| I'm not to sure about the 5th fret note though
|-0000---0000--00--|

Now repeat riffs 1 and 2, then this: 4 times
|------------------|------------------|------------------|------------------|
|------------------|------------------|------------------|------------------|
|------------------|------------------|------------------|-7\6---6^---------|
|-------7-----9----|-------7-----9----|-------7-----9----|-5\4-0-7^---------|
|-2-----5-55557----|-2-----5-55557----|-2-----5-55557----|------------------|
|-0-0000-----------|-0-0000-----------|-0-0000-----------|------------------|
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