Paul Czarnowski, known to some as Ron R. Rodent, is proud to present to the public Jeff Walker and the Walkettes in their first motion picture:
Cast: Jeff Walker as Jeff Carlo Regadas as Carlo Ken Owen as Ken Griff as Griff Dom Deluise as Ken's goofy Uncle Gus Glenn Close as Dave Mustaine's hairdresser Meryl Streep as Ronald R. Rodent, the loser fan John Malkovitch as Matt The Bastard, the obsessed fan Jon Bon Joki as target practice Bill Steer as Bill, the disgruntled guitarist Mike Amott as Mike, the sad depressed guitarist Richard Nixon as Dr. Frankenfurter (thank goodness Victoria's Secret carried his size...) Samuel L. Jackson as Samuel L. Jackson, the greatest actor in the world Steve Stone as Pierre, the evil assassin Directed by Ed Wood Post Production Direction by Kevin Costner (which would explain why this movie is almost 3 hours long) Produced by David Zucker, Jerry Zucker, and the late Tony Danza Spelling errors by me.
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